I should be queen.
For how much I was primed in etiquette by my teacher in school, I should be heir to the throne!
I was always aware of what was acceptable and NOT in public situations. Later on it came to me that sometimes, etiquette will make you look like a fool when you lack the necessary resources.
How dare you serve fried dumplings for breakfast with plastic knives and forks? Bye bye etiquette.
How dare you serve me a roll with butter and only my dinner knife? Bye bye etiquette.
My soup is in a shallow bowl and I love how it tastes. Should I let it go to waste? bye bye etiquette
How am I supposed to sit and tuck my ankles under those toddler chairs? I think I’ll stand.
Cocktail party huh? Bye bye etiquette
Wait. What is this? The driest hors d’oeuvres? Well excuse me etiquette.
So you gave me a dull knife to deal with this meat? Goodnight!